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Who is the main character of "Aladdin"?
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<table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" width="100%" class="forumline"> <tr> <th class="thCornerL" width="22%" height="26">Author</th> <th class="thCornerR">Message</th> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row1"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>Meesh</b></span></td> <td class="row1" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subBlack/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:17 pm<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: </span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"></span> <table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"> <tr> <td><span class="genmed"><b>Calluna wrote:</b></span></td> </tr> <tr> <td class="quote"><img src="images/smiles/icon_eek.gif" alt="Shocked" border="0" /></td> </tr> </table> <span class="postbody"> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />Exactly.</span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subBlack/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row2"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>Calluna</b></span></td> <td class="row2" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subBlack/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:13 pm<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: </span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"><img src="images/smiles/icon_eek.gif" alt="Shocked" border="0" /></span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subBlack/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row1"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>AladdinsGenie</b></span></td> <td class="row1" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subBlack/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:47 pm<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: </span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Indeed. Very funny. <img src="images/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" border="0" /> Rasoul sining a song is something they could have capitalized on. *hides Pete singing*</span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subBlack/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row2"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>Nez</b></span></td> <td class="row2" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subBlack/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:44 pm<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: </span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"></span> <table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"> <tr> <td><span class="genmed"><b>AladdinsGenie wrote:</b></span></td> </tr> <tr> <td class="quote"><img src="images/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" border="0" /> SalukFan and I actually had this weirdo scenario thought up where Rasoul has this thing about wearing ass-less leather chaps <img src="images/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" border="0" /></td> </tr> </table> <span class="postbody"> <br /> <br />So, I take it you like it?</span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subBlack/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row1"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>AladdinsGenie</b></span></td> <td class="row1" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subBlack/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:41 pm<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: </span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"><img src="images/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" border="0" /> SalukFan and I actually had this weirdo scenario thought up where Rasoul has this thing about wearing ass-less leather chaps <img src="images/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" border="0" /></span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subBlack/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row2"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>Nez</b></span></td> <td class="row2" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subBlack/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 5:19 pm<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: The Palace Guard Song</span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"></span> <table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"> <tr> <td><span class="genmed"><b>Quote:</b></span></td> </tr> <tr> <td class="quote">The Palace Guard Song <br /> <br /> <br />An Aladdin/Monty Python parody <br /> <br /> <br />Soft-spoken Announcer: <br />(spoken) <br />And now, from the Royal Agrabanian Theatre, I present to you Rasoul of the Palace Guards and his song, praising the virtues and joys of his occupation. <br /> <br /> <br />(piano vamps) <br /> <br /> <br />Rasoul: <br />(sung) <br />Oh, I’m palace guard and I’m okay, I guard all night and I guard all day! <br /> <br /> <br />Chorus (made up of Fazal, Hakim, and other random but very musically inclined guards): (sung) <br />He’s a palace guard and he’s okay, He guards all night and he guards all day. <br /> <br /> <br />Rasoul: <br />(sung) <br />I strike down thieves, I swing my axe, <br />I bow to the royal-teeeee. <br />On Saturdays, I go to luncheon <br />And eat hummus with my tea. <br /> <br /> <br />Guards: <br />(sung) <br />He strike down thieves, he swings his axe, <br />He bows to the royal-teeeee. <br />On Saturdays, he goes to luncheon <br />And eat hummus with his tea. <br /> <br /> <br />Chorus <br /> <br /> <br />Rasoul: <br />(sung) <br />I charge street rats, I crack my whip, <br />I like to wear black leather. <br />I make their buns glowin’ red <br />And make them ask “more please”. <br /> <br /> <br />Guards: <br />(sung) <br />He charges street rats, he cracks his whip, <br />He likes to wear black leather. <br />He makes their buns glowin’ red <br />And make them ask...“more please”? <br /> <br /> <br />Chorus <br /> <br /> <br />Rasoul: <br />(sung) <br />I heat my brand, I press it down, <br />I love it when they scream. <br />I wish I’d been a tomcat <br />Just like my dear Cassim. <br /> <br /> <br />Guards <br />(sung) <br />He heats his brand, he press it down, <br />He loves it when...they...scream? <br />(spoken, disgusted as they leave the stage) <br />What the? Wishes he was a tomcat? <br />He’s a pervert, that’s what he is! <br /> <br /> <br />Rasoul: <br />(sung) <br />...I wish I’d been a tomcat <br />Just like my dear Caaaaaasiiiiiiim! <br /> <br /> <br />(There is only stunned silence.) <br /> <br /> <br />Soft-spoken Announcer: <br />Uh, that has been Rasoul and his...interesting rendition of the “Palace Guard” song. Tune in next time when we see a man hit himself with two bricks...who the hell writes this stuff? That does it! I put in fifteen years of my life for this caravan to Nowhere! Well, they can announce their own crap for this hell-hole for all I care! I quit! <br /> <br /> <br />(Announcer leaves, shutting door very loudly) <br /> <br /> <br />Fin. <br /> <br /> <br />Disclaimer: I do not own “Aladdin” or Monty Python. I’m just a fan of both.</td> </tr> </table> <span class="postbody"></span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subBlack/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> </table>
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