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Who is the main character of "Aladdin"?
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[quote="AladdinsGenie"]Max and a can of beer-OTP! :lol: Winnie the Pooh: This honey tastes like poo and I don't mean me. Hercules: Can I wear some pants instead?[/quote]
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Jafaria
Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 6:49 pm
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I'm back after a long period of time away from a computer [wow, if my grandma knew the grand noble purposes I'm putting my laptop to] so I have some new Disney Villain ones.
Frollo: Does this church have too many gargoyles on it or what?
Maleficent: Curse princesses? Um, why? What's the point?
Jafar [after taking over Agrabah]: That whole Jasmine thing was only to get the kingdom. Now that I'm in charge I'm free to marry my true love...Yzma!
APK
Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 6:36 am
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Oh, man. I forgot this ever existed! I just re-read it all. Hysterical
Gazmine
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:27 pm
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i am, tis true, tis true
Gaston- i think i'll have my eggs actully cooked today.
Nala- You know Scar, did i ever tell you what a sexy king you make?
Cogsworth-i'm perfectly happy being a clock. i think i'm going to
unwind(pun!)... relax...sing along with the dishes...screw Lumier... (more slashy goodness)
Scar- Goodnight sweet pri- i mean, long live the king!
Bianca- **** off Bernard, i like this hot Aussi more! Keep your damn ring!
The Evil Chalupa
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:43 am
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Carpet: -anything-
Iago: You know, I don't see what the big fuss about caviar is. Revolting! I'd rather go eat some tacos... Hey, Abu, wanna come?
The Genie: I'm gonna wear my hair down and a shirt, today.
(Most shirts he wears shows his chest. XD I really don't mind that, though.)
Eden: Honestly, who thought salmon and green looked good together?!
Gaz: For godsakes! Slash?! Gross!!!
(Yes, you are a Disney Character.)
Gazmine
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:30 am
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Iago: So did you hear, Al, me and that monkey of yours finally set the date.
Zazu: Scar...you are and idiot, your parents hated you, you're going to die at the end, and you are NOT ****ing adored!!!
(Young)Simba- Hm. Maybe i won't be a spoiled jerk today...
Bernard: *scoff* Screw this, i'm going to be a janitor again, and marry a guy name Gus.
Timon: Zazu's looking pretty cute today huh? Yup, i'd slap that.
(^only in my dreams)
Kuzco: Who needs to rule, i think i'm going to move out and go stay with that Tazan guy.
Aladdin: **** you Jasmine, don't tell me what to do! Genie was right, i should have stayed with that Belle chick.
Jafaria
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:39 am
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I have a new one.
Any character who is not a Princess: I wonder what I'm going to wear today.
Syera
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:06 am
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That's Lady Tr
e
maine. French Us never make an English schwa, mmm-kay?
To pronounce a French U, round your lips and try to make a long E sound.
Quote:
Abis Mal: "I want to LIVE! I want to explore the universe, and I wanna eat pie!"
Phew, could you just IMAGINE if Abis Mal was a little guy in Aladdin's head? Oy...
Right, so, back on topic...
Aladdin: "And this is a scroll..."
(In its... er, special context.)
Aladdin: "Necromancy for Dummies? Cool..."
Carpet: "ICE CREAM!!!"
Abu: (incoherant chatter) Translation: "LeChuck! It's LeChuck!"
Ariel: "Oooh, lookit the pretty fish."
Eric: "I wanna be a pirate!"
Janette Morgan
Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:38 pm
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Does this have to be "kosher" Disney, or is it okay as long as Disney had their name on it? Because... er, I'm not exactly in a totally "kosher" mood right now.
Broadway: "Has anyone seen my copy of
Atkins for Life
?"
...Okay, now I am. Here's some random stuff for various movies.
Lady Trumaine: "You know, I ought to hire a maid or something."
Hugo: "Guys, this is my brother, Broadway! From New York!"
Laverne: "Wow, Quasi... you know, you're a pretty good-looking guy!"
Briar Rose: "I just met this weird guy in the forest today... I don't know him, but he says we've met before. So I sent him to a good psychiatrist."
Flora: "Enough of this pacifism shtick -- let's kick Maleficent's butt!"
Abis Mal: "I want to LIVE! I want to explore the universe, and I wanna eat pie!"
Eric: "Now why'd you have to go and do that? I wanted to be a merman!"
Belle: "Aww... I liked you better hairy."
Syera
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:44 am
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Mulan: I think I'm going to put on my pink dress and invite Aurora to a tea party.
Why wouldn't Mulan want to put on a pink dress and invite someone to a tea party? She was a rather rambunctious young lady, but she didn't have anything against being feminine.
Jafaria
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:13 am
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Here are some new ones. Trust me, you will never hear these disney characters talk like this.
Jafar: Power is overrated.
Mulan: I think I'm going to put on my pink dress and invite Aurora to a tea party.
Prince Eric: I think I'm seasick.
Husse
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:35 am
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(LMAO,)
Bambi: I want to join too, Cruella!
Syera
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:50 am
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Ah, but Hades... ressurected his staff.
*Wonders if Hades also ressurects all those stupid one-shot staves in the Final Fantasy games*
Okay, back on topic...
ALADDIN: Hey, IRAC, you're lookin' pretty hot.
IRAC: Eeeeeew! Get away from me, you creep!
(Seemed like a reasonable one...)
POCAHONTAS: Yes, the truth is, we 'Native' Americans would drive herds of buffalo off cliffs. But we would take only what we needed! The vultures, rats, and flies got the rest.
CRUELLA DE VILLE: Guess what, darling? I've decided to join PETA!
APK
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:34 pm
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Husse wrote:
*coughcontinuityproblemscoughcough*
Jafar: Stop coughing you! ::shoots magic beams out of snake staff while saying bad puns::
Husse
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:25 am
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*coughcontinuityproblemscoughcough*
APK
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 5:36 pm
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^ LOL
What, did Jaff hypnotize the kid with his snake staff?
Hey, remember how he had his snake staff in Hercules and the Arabian Nights? Didn't Al smash the staff? Yes, he did have it again in ROJ but only because he was an all-powerful genie. When he died and went to hades, he wasn't all of that anymore. You can't take your personal possessions with you to hell! Er...at least I think.
Jafar: Hey!
I am SO still all of that!
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