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Dragonessa

You know these funny things that are called "Everything I need to know I learned from..."? I think we learn much from watching Aladdin, so I started this.

I'll begin with a motto of Iago (big surprise Wink

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1. Life is not fair!

Okay, now it's your turn. I can already imagine what AG is going to add, lol!
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Calluna · Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:08 am Post subject:

2. You're only in trouble if you get caught! Laughing

Dragonessa · Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:12 am Post subject:

Aww, you stole her motto! Evil you! Laughing

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Calluna · Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:16 am Post subject:

Aw...

3. Never get involved.

(So Iago follows the Prime Directive, then? Laughing

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AladdinsGenie

Apparently, it's a good motto! Cool

4. Never tell someone they are punctual

5. You CAN stick out your tongue and touch your forehead

Dragonessa · Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:00 pm Post subject:

Nez · Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:40 pm Post subject:

6. When in doubt, hurt the bird.

7. Everybody's trapped by something. (One of the big themes from the movie)

8. Combination hookah and coffee-makers that also make juilienne fries will always break.
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Dragonessa · Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:46 pm Post subject:

9. You can never tie up your conscience tight enough, and sink it deep enough.

10. Never mess with sorcerers. (not very original, but true)
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Nez · Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:49 pm Post subject:

11. Never make deals with imps, sorcerers, elementals, thieves, rulers, or kids.

Avoid them and you'll live longer.
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Marisa · Sultan Joined: 17 Jul 2004 Posts: 281

12. Lie to your girlfriend. She'll forgive you.
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Madeleine · Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 2:08 pm Post subject:

AladdinsGenie · Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:12 pm Post subject:

13. You can justify stealing as saying you only steal what you need to survive.

14. Not every ruler knows they have poor people in their city.

15. Jumping off balconies is a great way to impress chicks.

16. Don't tell mutant mud monsters to let you go when they have you dangling from a cliff.

17. Always have a lie ready to say at all times.

Dragonessa · Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:23 pm Post subject:

18. Being a princess is not as great as it seems.

19. Never touch anything that you found in Jafar's (or any other sorcerer's) lab.

20. Don't be too predictable (or Chaos will pay you a visit).

21. Don't trust Royal Viziers. (in every movie that has a Vizier in it, he is evil. It's as predictable as the death of guards or Ensigns Laughing

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AladdinsGenie · Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:29 pm Post subject:

22. Don't attack an artistic plant man.

23. Do NOT tackle malevolent omnipotent beings.

24. Don't forget your one year anniversary-your girlfriend will become the scourge of the desert until you remember.

25. Don't buy stuffed animals from creepy old ladies

26. Don't ever listen to the head.

Dragonessa · Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 4:23 pm Post subject:

27. Don't scratch your head while saying "I have no fleas!" - it's not very convincing.

28. There's much more to people than what meets the eye.

29. Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
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