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Calluna · Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 5:52 pm Post subject: Need help with my music video

Okay, so I've been working for awhile on an Aladdin music video for the Weird Al song "Your Horoscope for Today". Laughing

I know what I'm going to do with most of it, but there a few lines that have me stumped, and since there are a lot of you here that have pretty detailed knowledge of the series, maybe you could give me some suggestions? Wink

Lines I have no ideas for:

"when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus"

"Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos"

"Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test"

"Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face"

"Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den"

Lines that there are many things I could use for them and am having a hard time narrowing it down:

"Fill that void in your pathetic life"

"Eat a bucket of tuna flavored pudding and wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quick" (There are lots of scenes of people eating, but I'm going for the funniest or the ones that look most like those things)

"All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent, except for you"

"Expect a big suprise today" (Looking more for someone being surprised than something surprising happening)

"Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak" (Can't be Sadira; I used her in another part of the song)

"The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying"
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Nez · Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 6:22 pm Post subject:

For the low self-esteem one, how about Abis Mal?
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Calluna · Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 7:23 pm Post subject:

Abis seems like he has a little *too* high self esteem, IMO. Laughing

I was thinking of him for the "All Virgos" line, but I can't think of a good clip for it...
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AladdinsGenie · Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 7:39 pm Post subject:

"Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos"- Brawnhilda and Uncouthma squeezing the heck out of Aladdin? (what's wrong with Leos, huh?

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"Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test"-The part where Iago says "Yeah, and they sniff you" in Genie Hunt came to mind for some reason. *shrugs*

"All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent, except for you" -When Al is laughing lightly at Captain Al Butross and the water splashes in his face in "Plunder the Sea"?

"Expect a big suprise today"-Agrabah being destroyed would have been funny for that one

, but how about when Aladdin has that wolverine chick in his arms when Jasmine finds him?

"The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying"-Genie making Al a picture with the stars in "I Never Mechanism I Didn't Like"?

"Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak"- Armand punching the punching bag in "Shark Treatment"?

Nez · Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 8:38 pm Post subject:

Somebody said Mozy was a Leo. Might not be true, but odds are he's gonna be in that video anyway.
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AladdinsGenie · Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 9:00 pm Post subject:

*frowns at Mozey being a Leo* Sad

Oh, oh! For the duct tape up your nose /driver's license one-you can use that green plant monster with the huge gold nose ring Laughing

Nez · Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 9:49 pm Post subject:

xfkirsten · Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 4:58 am Post subject:

It's 3 am and my brain is too dead to have any brilliant ideas but... *bows to you for using a Weird Al song* Laughing

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Merkal · Sultan Joined: 17 Jul 2004 Posts: 466 Location: NL

"Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face"

Don't ask what episode but I recall several scenes where Genie is showing his butt to the camera often to lure the bad guys into a trap.

To get the copy message across you can also use scenes where Genie splits himself up 'copy himself'. Halfway through "Elementral my dear Jasmine" Genie splits himself into a workcrew.

Hourglass · Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 7:09 pm Post subject:

Boz · Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 6:40 pm Post subject:

"Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos"

How about Prince Achmed walking away after meeting Jasmine? It could apply to either of them.

"All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent, except for you"

Jasmine: "I will have the power to get rid of you." Or when Jasmine and Prince Ali are on the balcony and she's mad at him.

"Eat a bucket of tuna flavored pudding and wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quick" (There are lots of scenes of people eating, but I'm going for the funniest or the ones that look most like those things)

Iago stuffing the Sultan's face with crackers? More cruel than funny, though.

"The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying"

A Whole New World? Heheh, maybe not.
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Calluna · Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 7:57 pm Post subject:

Marisa · Sultan Joined: 17 Jul 2004 Posts: 281

"All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent, except for you"

"The Flawed Couple", Jasmine just got bitten with the Envy stone and pushes aladdin out of the way.

"Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak"

Aladdin watching Prince Uncouthma "courting" Jasmine.
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Calluna · Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 7:14 pm Post subject:

(*mamluks the dead thread*)

There's a scene I'm thinking of and I can't remember what episode it's from, where Genie throws a jug of water on a fire. Anyone know what I'm thinking of? Embarassed

AladdinsGenie · Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 7:45 pm Post subject:

Eek, I know what you are talking about but I can't think of where it's from. I feel like such a horrible Genie fan for not remembering this. Mad

Episodes with fire that I remember are Bad Mood Rising, The Vapor Chase, Web of fear, I never mechanism I didn't like, smolder and wiser, and In the heat of the fright. Was it a random segment?