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Syera · Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:50 am Post subject:

Ah, but Hades... ressurected his staff.

*Wonders if Hades also ressurects all those stupid one-shot staves in the Final Fantasy games*

Okay, back on topic...

ALADDIN: Hey, IRAC, you're lookin' pretty hot.
IRAC: Eeeeeew! Get away from me, you creep!

(Seemed like a reasonable one...)

POCAHONTAS: Yes, the truth is, we 'Native' Americans would drive herds of buffalo off cliffs. But we would take only what we needed! The vultures, rats, and flies got the rest.

CRUELLA DE VILLE: Guess what, darling? I've decided to join PETA!
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Husse · Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:35 am Post subject:

(LMAO,)

Bambi: I want to join too, Cruella!
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Jafaria · Vizier's Handmaiden Joined: 14 Feb 2006 Posts: 419

Here are some new ones. Trust me, you will never hear these disney characters talk like this.
Jafar: Power is overrated.
Mulan: I think I'm going to put on my pink dress and invite Aurora to a tea party.
Prince Eric: I think I'm seasick.

Syera · Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:44 am Post subject:

Janette Morgan · Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:38 pm Post subject:

Does this have to be "kosher" Disney, or is it okay as long as Disney had their name on it? Because... er, I'm not exactly in a totally "kosher" mood right now.

Broadway: "Has anyone seen my copy of Atkins for Life?"

...Okay, now I am. Here's some random stuff for various movies.

Lady Trumaine: "You know, I ought to hire a maid or something."

Hugo: "Guys, this is my brother, Broadway! From New York!"

Laverne: "Wow, Quasi... you know, you're a pretty good-looking guy!"

Briar Rose: "I just met this weird guy in the forest today... I don't know him, but he says we've met before. So I sent him to a good psychiatrist."

Flora: "Enough of this pacifism shtick -- let's kick Maleficent's butt!"

Abis Mal: "I want to LIVE! I want to explore the universe, and I wanna eat pie!"

Eric: "Now why'd you have to go and do that? I wanted to be a merman!"

Belle: "Aww... I liked you better hairy."
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Syera · Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:06 am Post subject:

That's Lady Tremaine. French Us never make an English schwa, mmm-kay?

To pronounce a French U, round your lips and try to make a long E sound.

Jafaria · Vizier's Handmaiden Joined: 14 Feb 2006 Posts: 419

I have a new one.
Any character who is not a Princess: I wonder what I'm going to wear today.

Gazmine · Majordomo Joined: 25 Apr 2006 Posts: 259 Location: SA TX

Iago: So did you hear, Al, me and that monkey of yours finally set the date.

Zazu: Scar...you are and idiot, your parents hated you, you're going to die at the end, and you are NOT ****ing adored!!!

(Young)Simba- Hm. Maybe i won't be a spoiled jerk today...

Bernard: *scoff* Screw this, i'm going to be a janitor again, and marry a guy name Gus.

Timon: Zazu's looking pretty cute today huh? Yup, i'd slap that.
(^only in my dreams)

Kuzco: Who needs to rule, i think i'm going to move out and go stay with that Tazan guy.

Aladdin: **** you Jasmine, don't tell me what to do! Genie was right, i should have stayed with that Belle chick.
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The Evil Chalupa · Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:43 am Post subject:

Carpet: -anything-

Iago: You know, I don't see what the big fuss about caviar is. Revolting! I'd rather go eat some tacos... Hey, Abu, wanna come?

The Genie: I'm gonna wear my hair down and a shirt, today.

(Most shirts he wears shows his chest. XD I really don't mind that, though.)

Eden: Honestly, who thought salmon and green looked good together?!

Gaz: For godsakes! Slash?! Gross!!!

(Yes, you are a Disney Character.)
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Gazmine · Majordomo Joined: 25 Apr 2006 Posts: 259 Location: SA TX

i am, tis true, tis true

Gaston- i think i'll have my eggs actully cooked today.

Nala- You know Scar, did i ever tell you what a sexy king you make?

Cogsworth-i'm perfectly happy being a clock. i think i'm going to
unwind(pun!)... relax...sing along with the dishes...screw Lumier... (more slashy goodness)

Scar- Goodnight sweet pri- i mean, long live the king!

Bianca- **** off Bernard, i like this hot Aussi more! Keep your damn ring!
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APK · Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 6:36 am Post subject:

Oh, man. I forgot this ever existed! I just re-read it all. Hysterical Laughing

Jafaria · Vizier's Handmaiden Joined: 14 Feb 2006 Posts: 419

I'm back after a long period of time away from a computer [wow, if my grandma knew the grand noble purposes I'm putting my laptop to] so I have some new Disney Villain ones.
Frollo: Does this church have too many gargoyles on it or what?
Maleficent: Curse princesses? Um, why? What's the point?
Jafar [after taking over Agrabah]: That whole Jasmine thing was only to get the kingdom. Now that I'm in charge I'm free to marry my true love...Yzma!