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[Syera]

This came up because Janette and I were speculating on what Jafar would be like if he were turned loose online. This lead me to wonder what various Disney characters would be like on Internet messageboards.

Jafar
Typing Skill: Very literate, very verbose. Would probably use large words few people would understand just fer the heck of it.
Favorite Boards: Free energy discussion, paranormal discussion, political discussion
Someone Reported Him Because: He was caught flaming n00bs.

Aladdin
Typing Skill: Comprehensible. Might not capitalize his words, might misspell a few things, but he probably wouldn't sink to txtspeak.
Favorite Boards: General discussion.
Someone Reported Him Because: He allegedly made an "inappropriate" remark on a family-friendly messageboard. (If it ever existed, however, he edited the post before the moderator could get to it.)

Jasmine
Typing Skill: Very good. Doesn't misspell anything, although she doesn't use any overly flowery terms.
Favorite Boards: Political discussion, life issues discussion.
Someone Reported Her Because: Boards with a conservative slant weren't too fond of her "self-righteous liberal views."

Abu
Typing Skill: None.
Favorite Boards: Spam-containment boards.
Someone Reported Him Because: He was caught spamming the board with garble and emoticons.

Iago
Typing Skill: Quite good. Misspells a few large words, but he gets them straight most of the time.
Favorite Boards: Online auction boards.
Someone Reported (And Banned) Him Because: He was caught in an online scam.

Belle
Typing Skill: Excellent. Very careful about her posts; always proofreads.
Favorite Boards: Literary boards, general discussion boards.
Someone Reported Her Because: She was fed up with the 100th n00b who proclaimed that "the movie was better than the book!" and got a little... flamey.

I can't think of any more right now. I'll leave it to your active imaginations.
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Beast
Typing Skill: Comprehensible, though has a penchant for spelling with upper-case letters and use of multiple exclaimation points.
Favorite Boards: General discussion, tips on anger management, and online personal ads
Someone Reported Him Because: He was engaged in a flame war in the literary boards, something about a user getting fed-up with n00bs saying "The movie was better than the book".

Gaston
Typing Skill: Good, though misspells large words. Tends to use chatspeak.
Favorite Boards: Hunting discussion, general discussion, adult entertainment discussion
Someone Reported Him Because: He was caught spamming adult site links.
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