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| Which Way Did She Go? |
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Calluna
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Joined: 14 Jul 2004
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Location: Where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain.
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The Brief History of Sadira:
"Strike Up the Sand"
Sadira: I like Aladdin, but he's already got a preppy girlfriend. Maybe if I get rid of her he'll like me...
(Sadira's plan fails.)
Aladdin: I like you, Sadira, but I don't like like you. Maybe a year ago you could have been one of my many girlfriends, but now I love Jasmine. Want to be friends?
Sadira: Yay, he likes me! 
"SandSwitch"
Sadira: Okay, he said he'd like me if he never met Jasmine. So I'll make it so he never met her. And for good measure I'll make myself a rich, beautiful princess like her.
(Sadira's plan fails.)
"Dune Quixote"
Sadira: Okay, time to try a new angle. Aladdin seems to be horny most of the time, and Jasmine doesn't seem to be putting out. So, I'll try seducing him. And just to be certain... (spikes Aladdin's pomegranite juice)
(Sadira's plan fails.)
(Sadira and Jasmine spend the whole episode trying to clean up the mess caused by the plan failing.)
Sadira: Hey, now that I've stopped thinking about how to get Aladdin for two seconds I realize I don't care about him that much at all; I just want a friend. And now Jasmine is my friend!
(And there was much rejoicing.)
"Witch Way Did She Go?"
Shakanta: Hey, it looks like you want friends, Sadira.
Sadira: Piss off, I've already got friends.
Aladdin: OMGWTFsandviper!!!1
Sadira: Okay, so maybe I don't have friends... But maybe if I catch the witches Al and Jas'll like me again!
(Sadira excecutes Iago's plan B : pretend to switch sides to fool the enemy.)
Aladdin: Traitor!
Sadira: D'oh!
Iago: Yeah, coulda told you that was the downside of Plan B...
(Sadira's plan succeeds!  )
Sadira: *cough* Now, what's this "traitor" buisness?
Aladdin: We suck. Forgive us?
(And Sadira has friends like she always wanted. Sadira then goes to the wedding as Murk's date. And everyone lived happily ever after, the end.) |
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AladdinsGenie
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Joined: 17 Jul 2004
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Location: Tennessee
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| Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 10:04 pm Post subject: |
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ROTFL!  "I like you, Sadira, but I don't like like you." God Bless Hey Arnold |
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Calluna
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Joined: 14 Jul 2004
Posts: 3692
Location: Where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain.
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| Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 10:10 pm Post subject: |
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| AladdinsGenie wrote: |
| ROTFL! "I like you, Sadira, but I don't like like you." God Bless Hey Arnold |
I was actually trying for The Wonder Years. |
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Dragonessa
Snarky Scientist
Joined: 21 Dec 2004
Posts: 5165
Location: Germany
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| Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 3:18 am Post subject: |
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ROFL, you got the points of the eps perfectly!
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Nez
Eccentric Papyrus Jockey
Joined: 07 Oct 2004
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Location: Bellevue, Ne
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| Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 7:14 am Post subject: |
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LMAO! Perfect summarization!
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AladdinsGenie
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| Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 12:23 pm Post subject: |
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| The Dune Quixote one kills me because that's my favorite ep |
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Meesh
Magic Carpet
Joined: 15 Oct 2004
Posts: 3615
Location: Pennsylvania
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| Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 3:35 pm Post subject: |
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**applause**
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