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Lord Mozenrath

I watched Sleeping Beauty for the like.... the thousandth time just now. *shrugs*

Anyways, I wish to express my opinion regarding this movie. I don't like it at all because of the goody goody concept (Aurora, the 3 Faries), but the only and I mean the only reason I like that movie is none other than Maleficent, one of the most powerful sorceress in the cosmos, and another friend of mine.

Why do I love her? Because she is nothing like other dumb, insignificant, fat, ugly evil doers who fail humorously. She is simply divine in a Hellish way, gothic, serious, imposing, ruthless, just like me in a way. Also, her voice is very powerful, and she can cause some serious damage to insignificant fools. Also, her loyal minion is a raven called Diablo, who (unlike her other useless minions) is smart, cunning, and follows almost all orders of his mistress without fail. And that's not all. I love her, because of her wonderful, intimidating, malicious giant Dragon form. It brings the hotness and most dangerous side out of her.

Too bad evil always loses, and I think that rule sucks. Now don't get me on "Bad guys always win" part, what I mean is that the stronger one has, and I mean has to win, and the weaker ones should perish. In the whole it's "Survival of the fittest."

Here's a chilling speech that she delivered to that impudent Prince Philip:

"Oh, come now, Prince Phillip. Why so melancholy? A wondrous future lies before you. You, the destined hero of a charming fairy tale come true. Behold, King Stefan's castle. And in yonder topmost tower, dreaming of her true love, the Princess Aurora. But see the gracious whim of fate! Why, 'tis the self-same peasant maid who won the heart of our noble prince but yesterday. She is indeed most wondrous fair. Gold of sunshine in her hair. Lips that shame the red red rose. In ageless sleep she finds repose. The years roll by, but a hundred years to a steadfast heart are but a day. And now, the gates of the dungeon part, and our prince is free to go his way. Off he rides on his noble steed, a valiant figure, straight and tall - to wake his love with love's first kiss, and prove that true love conquers all." (wicked laugh)

These are the reasons why I began to respect her like the great friend she is (I love the unholy dark magical types of beings, since I'm the God of Sorcery) and one of the true villains of the cosmos.

Long live Maleficent, and now that I've made my point, I think I need to shut up now. *chuckles*
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AladdinsGenie · Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 11:11 am Post subject:

I just have to say this.....

MALEFICENT/JAFAR=OTP!!! Laughing

Maleficent pwnz Cool

Lord Mozenrath · Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 11:14 am Post subject:

AladdinsGenie · Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 11:16 am Post subject:

And I can show you a sketch I did of them kissing. Kissy, kissy! Laughing

Lord Mozenrath · Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 11:21 am Post subject:

APK · Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 12:57 pm Post subject:

But Jafar was modeled after maleficent. See, they're perfect together Laughing

Janette Morgan · Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 7:42 pm Post subject:

Ever hear the expression "opposites attract"?

I don't think Maleficent and th'boss would get along too well. She'd want to do her thing, so he'd give her some leeway, and the next thing you know she's wanting promotions, raises, dominion over greater and greater chunks of the underworld, etc, and it makes th'boss' life a living hell. At least for a guy who already lives there.

Yeah, she's pretty spiffy, but that whole dragon thing just bugs me. Quoth Peter Anspach: "I will not turn into a giant snake. It never helps." Generally, this phrase applies to giant anythings -- she really should have known better. In my book, any villain who is not Evil Overlord List Compliant is Officially Not Awesome.

On the other hand, you (Lord Mozenrath) and Maleficent totally deserve each other. Twisted Evil

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AladdinsGenie · Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 8:10 pm Post subject:

Oh no way. Maleficent would be tired of him VERY fast Laughing

AmethystFae · Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 8:52 pm Post subject:

Syera · Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:06 am Post subject:

AmethystFae · Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:09 pm Post subject:

Guest · Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:18 pm Post subject:

And in that is the innate beauty by which I mean "deserve each other". Twisted Evil

Lord Mozenrath · Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:43 pm Post subject:

Syera · Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:37 pm Post subject:

An ogre?! Cool!
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AmethystFae · Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:49 pm Post subject: