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AladdinFan Prince/Princess
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:02 am Post subject: What if... Contest |
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I found this website that ask what if certain historical events went differently, what would happen (website here)
So I got to thinking, what if certain events went differently in aladdin.
What if:
-Jafar marries Jasmine (assume Jafar does manage to kill/get rid of Aladdin)
Write your own response. Winner is the one whose story/explanation is most creative and/or funny. Winner gets to ask next "what if" question.
I guess I'll be the judge for the first one. _________________ Must find/create signiture. |
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AladdinsGenie Genie of the Messageboard
Joined: 17 Jul 2004 Posts: 11856 Location: Tennessee
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:49 am Post subject: |
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Can you say Ancient Apocalypse?
He'd divorce her soon after when he realizes that Jasmine is not speechless and that she never shuts up about him never letting her give him a make-over or never wanting to take her shopping. That's what you get when you marry a 16 year old girl. |
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Vortex Dragon Elemental
Joined: 08 Feb 2005 Posts: 728 Location: Much farther than you've traveled I'm sure.
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 1:13 am Post subject: |
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AladdinsGenie wrote: |
Can you say Ancient Apocalypse?
He'd divorce her soon after when he realizes that Jasmine is not speechless and that she never shuts up about him never letting her give him a make-over or never wanting to take her shopping. That's what you get when you marry a 16 year old girl. |
ROTFLMAO! _________________
"When in doubt, post new topics" - Moi |
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Dragonessa Snarky Scientist
Joined: 21 Dec 2004 Posts: 5165 Location: Germany
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:13 am Post subject: |
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They'd live happily ever after.... eh, wrong story. _________________
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Eddie Streetrat
Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 6 Location: under the sea, under the sea.
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 7:06 am Post subject: |
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I reckon Jafar would wear a black turban and grow his beard differantly in order to look more evil and tyrannous, then there would be an organised resistance (secretly led by Jasmine who would be the Sultana) and they would attempt to assassinate Jafar but fail miserably and all be beheaded. _________________
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Husse Genie of da Pibb
Joined: 12 Jan 2005 Posts: 3099 Location: Kentucky (fried chicken and a PI-ZZA HUT!)
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 7:07 am Post subject: |
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Hm...I'll write a smashing entry, I hope, tomorrow at the LAN party when I have time! _________________ You can never have too much Baklava.
NO YOU CAN'T!
YES I CAAAAAAAAAAAN!
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LadyApocalymon Elemental
Joined: 03 Jan 2005 Posts: 563 Location: See those bushes behind you?
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 11:34 am Post subject: |
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Jafar would dispose of Jasmine after a few months, after learning all over again why he disliked her in the first place (and realizing that she isn't good in bed). He would then proceed to try and conquer the Seven Deserts while going through a round of beautiful and aggravating harem girls, one of whom would give him some horrible veneral disease. This would do nothing to improve his temperment, especially after he realizes that he is not actually capable of conquering the known world. Frustration and a number of psychological issues we will not delve into here will cause him to subject the people of Agrabah to such unreasonable treatment that they will eventually rise in rebellion; their sheer numbers will make them uncrushable, and Jafar will be forced to flee Agrabah. He will die in a freak camel accident on his way to some distant kingdom.
Maybe it's best that Aladdin won. _________________ |
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Vortex Dragon Elemental
Joined: 08 Feb 2005 Posts: 728 Location: Much farther than you've traveled I'm sure.
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 11:48 am Post subject: |
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Again... ROTFLMAO! _________________
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AladdinsGenie Genie of the Messageboard
Joined: 17 Jul 2004 Posts: 11856 Location: Tennessee
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:17 pm Post subject: |
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LadyApocalymon wrote: |
(and realizing that she isn't good in bed). |
I was SO going to go down that path almost, but I censored myself. Originally I had:
Jafar divorces Jasmine after he won't go along with her kinky fantasies of him dressing up in a fez, vest, and balloon pants while giving her a lapdance to "A Whole New World" and feeding her bread every night. |
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LadyApocalymon Elemental
Joined: 03 Jan 2005 Posts: 563 Location: See those bushes behind you?
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:25 pm Post subject: |
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AladdinsGenie wrote: |
LadyApocalymon wrote: |
(and realizing that she isn't good in bed). |
I was SO going to go down that path almost, but I censored myself. Originally I had:
Jafar divorces Jasmine after he won't go along with her kinky fantasies of him dressing up in a fez, vest, and balloon pants while giving her a lapdance to "A Whole New World" and feeding her bread every night. |
*turns blue from laughing* _________________ |
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Vortex Dragon Elemental
Joined: 08 Feb 2005 Posts: 728 Location: Much farther than you've traveled I'm sure.
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:44 pm Post subject: |
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LOL! I drew a pic of him dressed as Aladdin. _________________
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Jas Cool Colonel
Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Posts: 12001 Location: Agrabah, Georgia
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:47 pm Post subject: |
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Vortex Dragon wrote: |
LOL! I drew a pic of him dressed as Aladdin. |
You MUST share. _________________
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Vortex Dragon Elemental
Joined: 08 Feb 2005 Posts: 728 Location: Much farther than you've traveled I'm sure.
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:49 pm Post subject: |
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Jas wrote: |
Vortex Dragon wrote: |
LOL! I drew a pic of him dressed as Aladdin. |
You MUST share. |
I would if my scanner was hooked up. Hmmm... Maybe i can use my mom's scanner later. _________________
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Jas Cool Colonel
Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Posts: 12001 Location: Agrabah, Georgia
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:53 pm Post subject: |
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Vortex Dragon wrote: |
Jas wrote: |
Vortex Dragon wrote: |
LOL! I drew a pic of him dressed as Aladdin. |
You MUST share. |
I would if my scanner was hooked up. Hmmm... Maybe i can use my mom's scanner later. |
I hope that you can. _________________
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Husse Genie of da Pibb
Joined: 12 Jan 2005 Posts: 3099 Location: Kentucky (fried chicken and a PI-ZZA HUT!)
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 1:07 pm Post subject: |
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"On a magic....okay, IMAGINE my lap is a carpet." _________________ You can never have too much Baklava.
NO YOU CAN'T!
YES I CAAAAAAAAAAAN!
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