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AladdinFan · Prince/Princess Joined: 27 Feb 2005 Posts: 210

I found this website that ask what if certain historical events went differently, what would happen (website here)

So I got to thinking, what if certain events went differently in aladdin.

What if:
-Jafar marries Jasmine (assume Jafar does manage to kill/get rid of Aladdin)

Write your own response. Winner is the one whose story/explanation is most creative and/or funny. Winner gets to ask next "what if" question.

I guess I'll be the judge for the first one.
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AladdinsGenie · Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:49 am Post subject:

Can you say Ancient Apocalypse? Laughing

He'd divorce her soon after when he realizes that Jasmine is not speechless and that she never shuts up about him never letting her give him a make-over or never wanting to take her shopping. That's what you get when you marry a 16 year old girl.

Vortex Dragon · Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 1:13 am Post subject:

Dragonessa · Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:13 am Post subject:

They'd live happily ever after.... eh, wrong story. Laughing

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Eddie · Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 7:06 am Post subject:

I reckon Jafar would wear a black turban and grow his beard differantly in order to look more evil and tyrannous, then there would be an organised resistance (secretly led by Jasmine who would be the Sultana) and they would attempt to assassinate Jafar but fail miserably and all be beheaded.
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Husse · Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 7:07 am Post subject:

Hm...I'll write a smashing entry, I hope, tomorrow at the LAN party when I have time! Very Happy

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LadyApocalymon · Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 11:34 am Post subject:

Jafar would dispose of Jasmine after a few months, after learning all over again why he disliked her in the first place (and realizing that she isn't good in bed). He would then proceed to try and conquer the Seven Deserts while going through a round of beautiful and aggravating harem girls, one of whom would give him some horrible veneral disease. This would do nothing to improve his temperment, especially after he realizes that he is not actually capable of conquering the known world. Frustration and a number of psychological issues we will not delve into here will cause him to subject the people of Agrabah to such unreasonable treatment that they will eventually rise in rebellion; their sheer numbers will make them uncrushable, and Jafar will be forced to flee Agrabah. He will die in a freak camel accident on his way to some distant kingdom.

Maybe it's best that Aladdin won. Laughing

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